If I’d won the 2015 Archibald Prize: A drawing of an alternate history


Although the Archibald Prize is not an art prize but a raison d’etre for artists there is a single exception. That exception is the artist showered with glory, etched in history and $100,000 wealthier when the judges declare the winner.

This year it was a portrait of Charles Waterstreet by Nigel Milsom. And as I gazed at this imposing oil on linen at last Friday’s opening night I imagined how that painting might have looked had I painted it (and in turn, had Nigel Milsom painted mine). That's the image above.

(Think blacker ink, more vibrant colours on my side and alternatively jagged, geometric shapes and shades of grey on Nigel’s).

If you know Nigel, why not ask him to imagine my alternative history and illustrate it?

I'm pleased to announce that while you probably can't own the winning Archibald painting, you can own an original print of my illustration above (which is surely the next best thing!). Just go here.

My final post on this Archibald journey will bring everything together in an extravagant summation. Look out for it...

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Dear Judges of the Archibald Prize, Love Oscar (and all entrants)



Dear Judges of the Archibald Prize,

I hope you don't mind that I'm writing?

It's just that I know as a three time entrant that the Archibald Prize is sometimes a mystery surrounded by a labyrinth in an unfamiliar maze and I'd like your help. Of course, judging is a difficult job, after all there are nearly 900 works that are mostly oils of unfamiliar faces varying in quality. It can’t be easy.

That’s why this year I tried to make your job a little easier by using the maverick materials of paper and ink (gigantic paper in one case and a gigantically wide Japanese Album notebook in the other - more on that in a second).

You may even have read my words (the Japanese Album 'A to Z of the Archibald').

If you recall my works I succeeded in a small way by being noticeable.

If not, please accept for apologies for failing to captivate you.

I’m writing with a simple request that I’d be ever so grateful if you can help with.

I couldn't help but notice you didn't select me as a finalist this year. That's okay, truly (after all, winning at a contest isn't always the point). I wonder if you might shed some light on what you thought of my paintings?

It would be so helpful for next time.

(After all sometimes for any artist it can feel like we’re Dorothy and judges are the Wizard of Oz behind a great big curtain).

Perhaps I could be so bold as to go a small step further and ask you to imagine something.

Van Gogh and Monet for example were both well acquainted with rejection in their lifetime but acclaimed later. Of course, its not a fair comparison but imagine if my work were to be recognised and praised in 10 or 20 or 50 years, I wonder what you think might be said?

I’ve drawn an imaginary book from the future called 'Australia's Greatest Art' below, written a few sentences (see Sidney Nolan on the left for an example and myself on the right) with blank spaces to make it easier for your simple words of encouragement (it’s my way of clinging onto hope - the great fuel of any artist’s endurance).

Thank you taking the time to hear from me.

Kindly, Oscar

P.S - If you’re a judge I'd love for you to email me. If you know a judge I’d be ever so grateful if you could get this letter to them!

Here is a list of the judges:

Mr Guido Belgiorno-Nettis
Mr Mark Nelson 
Mr Geoff Ainsworth
Mr Khadim Ali
Mrs Ashley Dawson-Damer
Professor S Bruce Dowton 
Ms Samantha Meers
Ms Gretel Packer
Mr Ben Quilty
Mr Andrew Roberts
Ms Eleonora Triguboff

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When losing is not losing (and actually winning) the Archibald Prize


You probably weren’t aware, but I'm listed as an artist on the Art Gallery Of NSW website. Truly. Here it is...

How did that happen? I'll tell you in a moment.

Firstly, late last week finalists for the 2015 Archibald Prize were announced and they featured the glaring omission of a certain gigantic piece of paper masterpiece. I was grateful for the many kind commiserations but there is the secret I've been keeping. The Archibald isn't really a prize (so I didn't really lose). It's a rede d'être - a reason for being - for a few months each year for the 900 or so artists who enter.

The snare is that to most it’s an art prize (which means all but one will lose year after year).

And contests have a mysterious life of their own: Bob Dylan lost out to a tap dancing act in his high school talent contest and folklore has it that Charlie Chaplin was a distant runner-up in a Charlie Chaplin contest.

My first Archibald entry was as a 19 year old which taught me this enduring truth. So when I delivered my entry last year I took note of the unnoticed hero of the Archibald Prize, Charlotte, without  whom entries could not have been taken and therefore awarding a prize impossible. I wrote a heartfelt thanks and sent it to her which unforeseen and unknown to me until recently led to my name being listed on the Art Gallery Of NSW website.

(And that you're reading this tale means I’ve already gained something special - a momentary occupation of your mind!).

I started this odyssey 3 months ago with this question: How can I to win the Archibald Prize? Truth is that the judges don’t announce the winner. Like the tap dancer who defeated Bob Dylan at the high school talent contest, she thought she’d won so too will this year's $100,000 prize winner. But it’s what Bob Dylan did next that determined the real winner.

Likewise, it’s what I do next. Keep watching (I’ve plans afoot as you read, so wish me luck).

(Here is Charlotte...and a closer look at the Art Gallery Of NSW website).

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How I tried to win the Archibald Prize as a radical rebel (and what I learnt along the way)


85 days ago I started something I didn’t quite understand.

How can I win the Archibald Portrait Prize? That's the question I asked myself and my small band of followers. I’m now tantalisingly close to an answer.

But before I go there, let me start at the beginning.

When I was 19 I entered the Archibald Portrait Prize for the very first time. It was my way of trying to assure the smallish country boy I was that maybe I could do something bigger than my town. Of course Adam Cullen won that year and my work sank without a trace. But it birthed in me hope.

It wasn’t until last year that I returned to the scene of my failure with a sequel which placed in the top 884 works (there were 884 entries). Wood Allen once said '80 percent of life is showing up', and that was my philosophy.

But this year I was determined to do more. To win.

To answer the question ‘How can I win the Archibald Portrait Prize?’ I started with a little history of the Archibald, its ebbs and flows.  

The Archibald prize is the most famous art award in the Australian art world, founded in 1921 and given to ‘the best portrait of a man or woman distinguished in art, letters, science or politics in the previous year’. But its ways are mysterious. Like a furious tempest that dances to its own tune, who wins the Archibald prize and how they win seemed like a maze surrounded by a labyrinth within a giant puzzle.  

So I tried to make sense of it by examining common traits of the previous Archibald winners - materials, size, subject, colours and style (most commonly a large oil painting of an artist with realist or expressionist style).

But of course there have been rule-breakers that changed history. William Dobell in 1943 won with a famous caricature that broke convention.  Brett Whiteley in 1976 shocked with his self-portrait (a reflection in a hand mirror in his studio surrounded by personal objects).

Of course I had to decide which approach to take - conventional wisdom, rebel or radical rebel? My audience decided on radical rebel so I charted what a radically rebellious winner for the Archibald Prize might be and came up with this diagram.

But grabbing the judge’s attention as they sweep past over 800 other hopefuls is the first hurdle to winning. So on two counts I had to stand out and be recognised. The first is to paint someone recognisable to the judges and the second is to use size and shape. Artists are the most common subject of winners (over a third), and a sportsman, banker and journalist the least (only once). In recent years 3.5 metres is the standard surface area of a winner and portrait dimensions are the most popular shape and canvas the most popular surface. This is the context I need to stand out in.

Now, I’m no Old Master which presented a challenge to using oil paints on canvas in a realist style but of course if you want to beat a strongman you can’t do it with strength. Instead you need to outwit him.

So instead I chose to use what made me distinctive, like Picasso did it with cubes, Damien Hirst did it with formaldehyde and a tigershark and Tracey Emin did it with an unmade bed. That is I decided to approach the Archibald Prize as I would my other art - with simple black ink, vibrant colours of the vast unnoticed parts of Sydney and imagination.

This led me to 5 radical ideas each with intriguing strengths and 19 days to create one.

I chose the landscape of George Street in which to put my subject using a giant 3.3 metre tall watercolour paper and here’s why.

It's large - gargantuan actually - (the limit is 3.4 metre high because that’s as tall as the walls of the Art Gallery of NSW).  Its proportions are unusual because it's relatively narrow (1.4 metres wide).   It tells of the vast expansive city we live in but don't often notice and uses bright colours and blankets of white space.  It’s ink, watercolour on paper (which has never won before) and tucked as a small life amongst the dominating scene is artist Peter Drew who has been travelling around Australia to 8 cities with his 'Real Australians Say Welcome' campaign. Here is my full explanation and pictures of my final painting.

In 85 days I’ve learnt a lot.

I learnt that self-doubt is a familiar acquaintance but will visit less when ignored. And while failing is scary, success is almost as scary but doing nothing is the scariest.

I learnt that hidden inside everyone is an artist because almost everyone has suggestions about how I should paint the Archibald Prize differently - a different subject, different medium, different size, different style. Everyone should do it at least once!

I’ve learnt it’s hard involving others in my ideas because it feels like sending my child to a hungry lion pride. But it’s more interesting and rewarding, kind of like watching a movie with someone rather than alone.

Will I win (and change art history)? Maybe. If not, like Thomas Edison did with the light bulb, I’d have learnt one more way not to win the Archibald Prize which puts me one step closer next year.

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My Archibald Prize entry in pictures (and why I painted on a piece of paper the height of an Art Gallery of NSW wall)


Almost three months ago I began a quest to win the Archibald Prize. No easy feat so I needed to do some thinking and sharing and to hear collective wisdom (thank you world).

I'd entered twice before without winning so wanted to understand what made a winner. I analysed all the previous winners to find some patterns to the mystery (think a giant oil painting of an artist in vibrant expressionist or realist style). But of course there have also been rogues that flipped the Archibald on its head like William Dobell in 1943 and Brett Whiteley in 1976.

Those rebels had a different take on what had come before but enough winning traits to capture the judge's imagination with a freshly different angle.

With the help of my audience and my inner inclination to go a little rogue I approached my entry this year as a ‘radical rebel’.

But what would a radical rebel look like? Turns out it wouldn't use oil nor canvas (convenient because of course I’m no Old Master). What it might do is use watercolours and ink (rarely won).

This was fortuitous because I would certainly not want to try and beat masters of oil portraits with an oil portrait - that is, don’t try and beat a strongman with strength. I had to approach my piece with what makes my stuff distinctive (think simple black ink lines, the usually unnoticed, a cityscape and vibrant colours).  

But of course to win one must first stand out (last year I saw the vast swamp of hundreds of canvases that looked like a scene from the novel '1984'). So I resolved to avoid canvas. Of course, paper is my constant companion but being noticed would require something else. So I decided on a gigantic piece of paper the edge of the size limit (limit of 3.3 metres high given the art gallery walls are 3.4 metres).  

But what to paint and how?

I needed a subject that resonated to keep me going in the lonely early hours of the morning as I tried to fill the gigantic paper. I’d previously seen and reacquainted myself with a certain artist who did just that. His series ‘Art vs Reality’ was tonic to my mind and sugar to my imagination. Likewise his most recent odyssey ‘Real Australians Say Welcome’ was a poignant message told in a compellingly different way where he travelled to 8 cities across Australia putting giant street posters with a simple, beautiful message (ideally just out of reach of council cleaners).

His name? Peter Drew.

(Here are my notes from our first conversation which felt like speaking to a more articulate, suaver version of myself in a parallel universe).

But Peter is an artist competing with the giant world and a sometimes lonely message.

George Street is one of the busiest and most famous streets in Sydney with the Queen Victoria statue and building. It’s also a regular haunt of mine that brings together the most diverse set of people you can imagine. But it’s also one of the loneliest for eye contact with almost everything remarkable going unnoticed.

I wanted to tell of the bigness of the city and the smallness of an artist trying to change it.  

What I’ve also noticed is that artworks with small details draws an audience and the eye in, capturing precious time and attention.

Those are my feet in the foreground to put the audience into the picture (pink to symbolise the radical rebel). The stretching buildings to the sky recall Immanual Kant’s observation ‘Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me’.

Now that it's complete, I wait...

Here is the expansive bird's eye shot... with all the detailed photos below.

Queen Victoria Building...


View from the Queen Victoria Building down...

The centre...

Town Hall and Queen Victoria's face...

Peter at work...

Peter in his glorious smallness...

Bottom looking up...

 My radical rebel shoes...(and you in the picture)

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Three snippets of my painting (to win the Archibald Prize in 2 days!)


What began over two months ago has less than 3 days of daylight remaining - my adventure to win the Archibald Prize!

Here are 3 snippets of my gigantic 3.3 metre by 1.4 metre paper artwork.


Will it stand out? Probably. Paper as a material has not won before so I'm against (or making) history.

What's been the most rugged challenge? (Thanks for asking by the way!)

Working with a giant piece of paper that dwarfs my giant oak table has been difficult. Likewise sketching and painting large feels like an ant carrying a biscuit (a little awkward).

It's also a battle of self-doubt perhaps like any unknown considering my approach has been rebellious (Google 'Archibald painting' and you'll see oceans of sumptuously painted oils bursting with colour). When you see my subject in a few days it might surprise and baffle but it will be different. And being noticed is the first step to being considered by the judges.

Thanks for your support, and as always if you'd like to write I'd love to hear from you.

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What Picasso and Van Gough had (that I need to win the Archibald Prize).


Picasso had one so too Vincent van Gogh and Damien Hirst. What they had was benefactor.  

An artist is like a band no one likes or knows about until they have a hit. When that happens everyone recalls that they 'knew there was something special' about them.

A benefactor supports the artist no one knows or likes so they can continue to create lest they stop and turns to an accounting career (it pays better) or they die in obscurity.

Today we call it sponsorship and it has the ring of tainted commercialism about it but Picasso was supported early in his career by art collectors Leo and Gertrude Stein, Vincent van Gogh by his brother Theo and Damien Hirst - the most opulent of all - by Charles Saatchi.

This is where I offer you a chance to support my bid to win the Archibald Prize by becoming a small benefactor. Not to support my life but to support my painting which is surprisingly expensive. Paper doesn't just grow on trees (okay, sort of, but not high quality hot pressed watercolour paper), nor ink nor paint nor the $50 entry fee.

What do you get in return? The warm inner glow of knowing you supported art (and maybe history). But if that's not enough an original print of my Archibald journey here AND I'll write your name in tiny letters on my Archibald painting. Yes. True.

I've now finished my Archibald piece so sadly can no longer write your name on my piece but you can still purchase an original print of my Archibald journey!

Immortality awaits you here.

Oh, and I've 9 days to go so wish me luck.

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Frequently Asked Questions
What Others Are Asking...

These are the most common questions asked of Oscar.


Why are your products so special?

Many products (including wall art and t-shirts) are made by combining stock art (you know, images you can buy on used on bad advertisements) to make pretty patterns that don't mean a lot.

Oscar’s works are original and interesting - all designed and crafted using his own hands onto real paper with his imagination, real pencils and ink. That’s what makes each piece like nothing else in the world.

What are the prints made of? Why are they such quality?

Each piece is printed onto the finest museum grade paper. Oscar chooses the Hahnemuhle brand because it feels and looks superb (if you’re interested it’s acid free and calcium carbonate buffered) plus it can last longer than 100 years!

The inking process is called giclée printing and is a high-quality way of getting ink onto the best paper.

id="size" Which size is right for me? A few helpful things to consider:

A4 is small and good for a small desk, kitchen or small wall like a corner.

A3 is medium and good for a larger desk, larger kitchen or moderate sized wall.

A2 a larger and really nice on a wall, behind a bed or desk, adorning a hallway or thoroughfare.

A1 a very large and a wonderful way to make an impact in a room, office, reception, thoroughfare or atrium. Pow.


A4 210 x 297 mm | 8.3 x 11.7 in
A3 297 x 420 mm | 11.7 x 16.5 in
A2 420 x 594 mm | 16.5 x 23.4 in
A1 594 x 841 mm | 23.4 x 33.1 in


Do you offer free worldwide shipping?

Oscar offers free shipping to anywhere in the world. The farthest flung so far is the Netherlands, United States and England but he’d love to go even further! (perhaps you’re from Nepal or Antarctica maybe?)

How can Oscar offer free shipping?

Well, Oscar loves free shipping and it’s worth what it costs him for radically happy customers!

Can I return and get a refund if I’m not 100% happy?

Yes! Of course. Oscar wants you to be radically happy and satisfied (that’s good business isn’t it? But also good humanness...). We’re convinced you will be! But if for whatever reason you’re not super happy please contact us and we’ll arrange a full refund as soon as humanly possible.


Oscar is Award-Winning?

Yes. He’s entered and won art prizes including for a piece about a magical bus and its passengers and a 22 page piece Moleskin about a boy who woke up with a strange knowing one day. He was also featured in prominent publications for his work and journey to one of the world’s largest portrait prizes, The Archibald Prize.

But now he prefers to imagine and make to change the world.

What is Oscar’s life Mission?

Oscar mission is to change the world with a pencil, pens and beautiful paper so that his imaginative tales and creations can be found in rooms, offices, buses and wall facades in town and cities large and small - so people awe at the ordinary.

A billion people on earth would be nice :) A beloved collection of children’s books too (that Roald Dahl would be proud of). Oh, and a film trilogy...

But I’d love to start (if you don’t mind) with you today!

● Have another questions? Contact Oscar here and he'd love to answer it!

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