The Mountain Bison's Cardigan
$38.00
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The Mountain Bison's Cardigan: A5 to A3, true relative scale
All 3 sizes, true relative scale.
What it's made of
The Story
One day a girl purchased a beautiful cardigan of wool.
What noone knew is that a series of extraordinary events had made the cardigan incredible.
You see, fleece from a mountain-dwelling bison — long-thought mythical (and able to prance up sheer cliffs effortlessly) — had contaminated a villager’s wool bale when the creature malted.
The fleece, actually the secret to the beast’s balance and fleet-footedness, tumbled from a cliff and settled fortuitously.
For those unaware, the mountain bison’s coat somehow imitates helium, making it lighter than air and repellant to imbalance.
All this then, makes perfect sense of the girl’s chance discovery that when wearing the cardigan she could now run three times faster than the average kid and scale walls like noone else on earth.
Realising her newfound abilities would quickly arouse suspicion, the girl used the cardigan in secret (winning school races only during winter and only by the smallest margins).
Now she hides among us doing even bigger things you wont notice unless you know where to look.